This is war!
Monday 30th March
I've had enough. The government has given us nothing to combat the virus with. No advice, no weapons, no training.
Waiting for the politicos to act is tantamount to suicide. One may as well throw oneself down on the ground breathing deeply through the nose and mouth making access as easy as possible for any passing virus.
Something has to be done. But we are being left to ourselves. Very well, then, I accept the challenge.
The plan of action is simple, aggressive and, I am persuaded, highly effective. I begin by stuffing two carefully shaped shallots into my nostrils plugging them completely. Then I force as many garlics into my cheeks as possible, really making the skin stretch.
It may seem primitive, but in the asbence of anything better, we have to protect ourselves, and frankly, as I observe my handiwork in the mirror, I am quietly confident.
I'd like to see any virus get past that lot.
I've had enough. The government has given us nothing to combat the virus with. No advice, no weapons, no training.
Waiting for the politicos to act is tantamount to suicide. One may as well throw oneself down on the ground breathing deeply through the nose and mouth making access as easy as possible for any passing virus.
Something has to be done. But we are being left to ourselves. Very well, then, I accept the challenge.
The plan of action is simple, aggressive and, I am persuaded, highly effective. I begin by stuffing two carefully shaped shallots into my nostrils plugging them completely. Then I force as many garlics into my cheeks as possible, really making the skin stretch.
It may seem primitive, but in the asbence of anything better, we have to protect ourselves, and frankly, as I observe my handiwork in the mirror, I am quietly confident.
I'd like to see any virus get past that lot.
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