Get fit

Wednesday, 25 March

Many people will have thought of using the Coronovirus lockdown to get seriously fit. The nation will be seized with enthusiasm and follow You Tube athletes bending and stretching in front of their TVs. This will produce a fantastically fit population, ready for anything including being super-ready for the resumption of work. Their biceps will bulge through the pin-stripe, their chests boom with healthy breathing, and their legs flex endlessly with muscles shaped and toned within an inch of their lives.

Or not.

If one or two will have the self-discipline to do this, that vast majority will eat far more than they ever did, either out of fear or boredom. Hiding from the corona virus will make a less healthy nation which slumps on its sofas, eats snack food and, with transfixed gaze, absorbs the upteenth Netflix boxed set. Obviously, I belong to the first group.


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